My squirrels are positively round this year! I guess I am overfeeding them. I also keep a heater in the birdbath so they can get a drink. And, bonus, I had a dog bed out on the deck and was getting ready to haul it into the garage to give to the Goodwill (I have a weakness when it comes to buying and making dog beds…so, when the house is overflowing with them, I cycle out the older ones)

Anyway, I noticed a hole in the bed. The squirrels had gotten into it! And Lo and Behold…a nest of epic proportions and fluff. Unfortunate, tho, is that manmade fibers do not stick together like…sticks. There is green stuff all over the frickin’ neighborhood! If my beotch neighbor had even and inkling that I was the cause of this ‘pollution’, she would have the law on my like……. wieners on mice.

Here is the Taj Mahal of squirrel nests -